Thursday, January 28, 2010

BACK!!!!!!!!!! =D AND GOODBYE BLOG

now i know i said i'd blog on the 25th or 26th, but my melbourne relatives that came with us to china only just left to go back to melbourne, so heres updates =]

so i was away for a good two weeks with another 13 family members which was quite awesome because there was enough people for a private tour group which meant;
` we could sleep in a bit later if we chose to
` we could choose where we wanted to go in free time and have the tourguide take us there instead of needing to find our own way there like when travelling with strangers
` we could take our time instead of needing to hurry with the group
` we could choose to do our tour in different orders =D

The Highlights of China;
` the pretty light decorations at night =]... honestly decorated nicely
` i witnessed my first solar eclipse. i was also on the old City Wall of Xi An at the time so i had a very very good view of it =]. it was so pretty because the sun was looking like an orange version of my beloved moon. in china you can't really see the moon. and the sun is also a dim orange because it's covered by smog/fog/smoke/clouds. in Xi An that is anyway.
` i got to go up very very high up on the Oriental Pearl TV tower in Shang Hai and walk on the clear glass floor which looks down on the city ^-^ [yes i love heights]. me and andrea were jumping up and down making the mums and melinda scream in fright ROFLMAO. yeah it was just glass and only glass with nothing to save you if it happened to break and you fall the hundreds of meters LOL. no net, no nothing, which is why i loved it because it didn't block the pretty views of being so high up =]
` the fact that Bei Jing market people pull you back desperately so you know you can buy the stuff for cheaper
` it was very cold there ^-^
` the food was extremely cheap [i could buy ice cream for less than 50 aussie cents =D... it was my paradise... yehp i ate ice cream more than once a day there because it was so cheap]
` i ate a lot of yummy food =D. even got the chance to eat at a 5 star restaurant which is meant to be the number one most famous restaurant in Bei Jing which serves Peking duck **drools**. it's a MUST try!!! the skin is so crispy and omg i can't describe it in words, you just gotta eat it yourself!
` the shops close late = very good for midnight snacks
` the really cool Kung Fu show in Bei Jing. i was surprisingly interested throughout the whole show. very well done.
` the Terracotta Warriors were AMAZING!!!
` the fact that you never really need to wait in line for very long because they have so many workers
` there are many adorable little marshmellow babies ^-^
` taxi's are EXTREMELY cheap. a 20 minute drive costs Y19RMB-Y23RMB which is approx $3-$4 all up... so with 4 people in the taxi, its around 1 aussie dollar each =O
` walking around normally you can bump into people shooting a movie/drama

The Lowlights of China;
` the amount of people that hark and spit their phlem on the walkways was horrendous. i was literally looking at the floor everytime i stepped so i wouldn't step on the waste that came out the many people in the streets
` things that were not edible were still around the same price as australia
` the air in the smaller cities/countries [Xi An, Guilin and Yang Shuo] was disgusting! literally dust floating in the air that cars, seats and floors were dusty
` the amount of little kids that just pee on the roads. also the amount of people that don't close their toilet cubicle doors. LOL there was even this one time when we were in front of the biggest pit for terracota warriors and this kid came out, fondled with his zipper and peeed onto the main entrance pole of that pit =.=
` the SQUATING toilets
` the nutty traffic. you'd literally lose an arm if you dangled your arm out the window because thats how close they drive. also in china, it seems pedestrians have to give way to cars rather than cars giving way to pedestrians =.=.
` people don't really wave at you. out of the many people we waved at [due to boredom on the bus] only one lady waved back, and 2 adorable marshmellow babys waved while we shopped =D.
` there are MANY guys that have a tendency to do the head to toe and back up to the head checking out. and they do it very obviously and don't even mind if you realise it. even if you chuck them a disgusted look they still do it. the stare back technique does NOT work because then you'd just end up making awkward eye contact with them and they do NOT look away. luckily for us we had nelson to scare them off with homosexual gestures [such as rubbing his nipples, winking, licking his lips and eating food in a sexual manner].

Uncategorised;
` the waiters in china stand there and stare at you while you eat. kind of awkward but i guess they'll know when you need their service. and yes theres so many people working that there's enough waiters staring at each group of guest.
` the hoteliers help bring your luggage up for you, only they expect a tip in return =]
` the old people in china are more fit than me. just imagine an old grandpa [literally very old old] playing hacky-sack. well in china they play with shuttlecocks. i was shocked at how energetic they were moving around to kick the shuttlecock
` there are people that steal stuff and walk up to you quitely telling you they stole the item and asks if you want to buy them


Things I Learned;
` you have to be careful of red taxi's with X in their number-plate because they are private owned taxi's and so they can cheat the prices and rip you off and are usually their own boss. the rest of the taxi's are owned by companies. you should always ask for a receipt so if you realise they were taking you around in circles to rip you off then you can call up and complain and they would usually compensate you with the taxi driver getting in trouble. so company owned taxi drivers are usually too scared to trick you whereas private owned taxi drivers would usually rip you off especially if you are a foreigner
` china people are only allowed ONE child unless your first born is disabled, then you are allowed to have one more child 5 years later. also if the irst born of a farmer is a girl then they are also allowed to have another child 5 years later. if a family has more than one child otherwise, they would face serious charges. only because of this law which has been imposed for the last 30 years or so, there is starting to be less young people working so they may change this law again
` the retirement age of people in china is 56
` there are many pick pocketers that look spanish or mexican which alludes you to thinking that they are also foreigners and hence won't pick pocket you. but in fact they are actually from a region of china that don't look asian and specifically go to the big cities to trick you and pick pocket you. there are also armed pickpocketers which would hold a knife up to you if you were to ask them to return your wallet or bag =O
` in China, you are not meant to throw your used toilet paper in the toilet. you throw it in a bin that is provided which doesn't even have a lid on it. thats right! even if you have your periods or chuck a shit, you are still meant to throw the toilet paper in the bin. poor andrea got scarred by a toilet paper which had a mix of period anddddd shit!!! we learnt this after one of the toilets got clogged and a cleaner came up to unclog it. she then told us we were meant to throw the paper in the bin o.O [no we didn't listen. we just continued flushing it in the toilet. i doubt you'd want to have your hotel room smelling like piss and shit because you had to throw the paper in the lid-less bin. so yeah, if you ever go to China and you realise that the toilets look so pretty and clean yet still reeks badly of shit and piss, that is why =]

anyway, before i start to go out and catch up with friends, i'm gonna unpack all my luggage and clean up my rooms in the period of tonight and tomorow.

CYA'S =D. LOL must say blogging was quite fun. now i'll leave you's with a few random photos from China [clickity click for enlargements] ;


our private bus =D enough room for two seats each with spare seats


WEEEE grand staircase


mmmmmm yummmmm crepes at breakfast


department store in our hotel's neighbourhood


my favourite shop in which i forgot to go back to buy a mickey mouse thermo mug =(


LOL SWINE FAMILY... no not really. people in china mask their face due to the cold, not due to sickness. yehp we were about to climb The Great Wall. it was the coldest part of our trip =D


it was so cold that our windows literally iced up =D


the staircases that only the emporer was allowed to walk


brenden's snowy gloves


BEIJING OLYMPIC -birds nest stadium =]


PEKING DUCK step 1; cutting the duck




step 2; the filling wrap stage


step 3; wrapping it


XD PANDASSSSSS!!!


Nelson kicking panda Andrea


parentals getting foot massage and a free health check up


riding on a richochette [i think thats what it was called]


fatty finished 5 bowls of noodles


experience of sleeping on a train


daddy playing the Gu Zheng


we caught a movie shot in action


my best picture of the eclipse


failed attempt at groping a concubine =.=


extremely perverted room where the blind which are right next to the shower are opened from the outside NOT the inside of the bathroom =O. luckily our water system stopped working so we got upgraded to an enormous room with a living room and non-perverted bathrooms.


doesn't it look like we're in an ice land when really we're in a cave full of rocks =O


the whole family


ROFLMAO dirty cunts


we ate at a dumping place that shapes their dumplings into the shape of whats inside.
[cabbage, pig, duck]


[fish, and i forgot the other one]


this soup has baby dumplings in it and the amount of dumplings you get has a different meaning =]


lol i'm loving my mums face here


the Bund


another part of the Bund


on TV tower =D... weeeeee so high up ^-^


lol melinda refused to look down. and when she did she was clinging onto us so hard i lost blood circulation


can you spot my mum?


daddy cheating on mummy


daddy cheating on mummy again


about to experience the mag lev train which went somewhere close to 400km/h if i remembered correctly. we got to the airport in 8 minutes or so. =O
[tour guide on the left]

TOODLESSSS!!!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

bye bye!!!

[this was saved as draft on the 8th =D... weeeeeeeee leaving my house in 6 hours so i better go sleep now... cyas]

probably won't be blogging tomorow because gonna go to dinner with wonderful people ^-^ and my melbourne relo's will be over tomorow night so they can fly with us the next day... so i suppose i shouldn't coupe myself inside my computer room in their rare presence

ANYYYWAYYYYYYY~

i'm leaving till the 25th and...;
` i'll miss spending those nice relaxing hours where i can just lay on my bed with you ness and how you always know how to make me feel better
` i'll miss my wife's company filled with laughter and good advice and how you always help me make decisions... WHO'S GONNA HELP PICK OUT STUFF FOR ME IN CHINA =(
` i'll miss you jayy... =( i'm sad that i'm leaving so soon after you've just returned from your extremely long trip... haven't had a proper chance to catch up with you
` i'll miss hanging with jenny... inviting myself to her house to watch movies or anything random having fun always [i'll also miss your ass grabs as i've grown accustomed to them ;)]
` i'll miss tammy seducing me all the time and being jobless together too!!! ;)
` i'll miss julie's random show ups or calls to do random things and our traditional woolies 9pm shopping nights
` i'll miss laughing till my back hurts with EVERYONE!!!

my last blog post will be on the 25th/26th just to show you all what i got up to in china =D... and to upload the missing pictures... then i'll call an end to this blog since "my holidays without jessica" would be put to an end finally ^-^... yeah i know my plans list isn't all crossed off yet and nor is my watching drama list... but i still got a whole month to go after china to complete all my plans ^-^ and i'm determined to cross everything off that list...

and yes jessica... i was very jealous this whole time you evil girl!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

WELCOME HOME~!!!

i;
` tidied up both my rooms
` vacuumed the floors
` chucked more stuff in my luggage and carry ons
` watched more movies


Dear Jayy;
YOUR GONNA BE BACK LATER TODAY!!!!

WELCOME HOMEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU!!!! AND CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ON SATURDAY IF I DON'T DROP OVER LATER TODAY since i don't even know the way to your house by car =(... can't wait to give you a big hug ;)

Thursday, January 7, 2010

fattening yummy

today ness came over so we could hang out before i headed over to china ^-^... we went to buy some ingredients and made roasted chicken RAVIOLI [i stand corrected.. didn't make fettucini with julie... made chicken mushroom ravioli]... =] i liked the roast chicken one more... we also made beer battered chips with melted cheese and crispy diced bacon... **drools** so fattening

we then watched some movies together... love the proposal and wild child =D and then lazed about ^-^.. it was so freaking hot today so it was nice to just laze about at home... ness also helped me with packing for china.. i'm almost done... just still need to pack
` shoes
` shampoo
` towel
` undies
and i still gotta exchange my money =] then i'm all set!!!

=D i'm so happy i got to catch up with ness before leaving especially since sh'ell be gone by the time i get back =(

tomorow i'm gonna finish off packing both my rooms

now i shall go watch fired up =]

so jealous much, jealoussica?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

=O 5

wow... only 5 days left!!! =O... i can't believe how quick time is going before i go china.. i hope while i'm there time travels slow so i can enjoy the very cold weather and bask in a country which is not australia... frankly i'm so bored of australia =]

anyway today/yesterday i woke at 8 to go to the doctors to get a receipt for my swine flu vaccine... in the process the doctor told us some stories that happened to his friends/family when they went to china... one of his friends ate lou mei gei [or however you spell it.. canto people should know what it is]... after eating it he got poisoned and his tummy swelled huge as though he was 9 months preggers =O... so yeah he warned us to watch what we eat because apparently its very dodge there and he warned us not to eat at any of the food stalls on the road sides =(... i wanted to eat something from those because they always eat there in my dramas... oh well i guess better safe than sorry... i mean i don't wanna look pregnant only to not have a baby inside me =.=

after the doctors we went to centrelink to inform them about the trip and then we headed to livo westfield to look for stuff to wear while in china.... i just bought super long socks and 2x120 denier stockings... oh and 2 bras to seduce you girlies out there [kidding... it's because they were on sale] ROFL

later on at night julie called and so me and brenden went to the park to play with her friends... it was a good work out even though now i got a bunch of mozzi bites mainly on my face =S... i was sweating and it wasn't even hot =.=... it was heaps of fun ^-^... even though i don't usually do any physical sporty activities i really enjoyed it =]... we played until it was too dark to see anything properly and then headed to woolies... i bought fettuchini to make as a midnight snack because i hadn't tried it before =]... it turned out pretty yummy i suppose ^-^... i didn't overcook it or make it overly soggy =D... i did take a picture but it'll take too long to load... MMMM yummyyyyy creammyyyyy **DROOL**

so jealous much, jealoussica?

Monday, January 4, 2010

BAM!!!

last two days i spent with family... on new years day we did the traditional visiting family's houses to bring in the good luck for the new year and the parents would hand the kids money to bring good fortune to the year.. and then would come another tradition which would be playing mah jong... yehp during the christmas and new years period the parents would always play mah jong.. except maybe last year and the year before.. memory's kinda fuzzy so not sure but it does seem like ages since they last played mah jong on these kind of events... so during these mah jong nights i've been watching horror films with my cousins followed by comedies =]... so yehp

on the 2nd we went to the temple to pray before heading to livo markets because my mum has never been and wanted to go check it out.. i didn't even know that they opened a market there.. i must say it doesn't come close to how good the designer outlet was... so sad that westfields made them close =(... we were then going to go to westfields since the markets failed to provide us with gear for going to china but then my mum got lazy and decided to just go on monday instead... we then head over to melindas for another mah jong night

today [yesterday] i started packing for china... my luggage is already 14 kilos and not anywhere near finished... i think i need to empty out some things =.=... right now i have
` 4 sets of jumpers
` 3 coats
` 4 cardigans
` 3 long sleeve thin inner wear
` 2 jeans
` 3 scarves

... i want to buy a lot in china so i need a lot of leeway in my luggage weight =.=... i mean the clothes i've packed so far can't last 2 weeks... i'm really hoping that i can go and shop for clothes each day... think i'll remove one coat.. 1 jumper and 2 cardigans.. and stuff as much stuff i can in my carry on =.=

i also just got back from picking up andrea.. tonight i had to go to bankstown to pick her up... but i drove to julies house to bring her with me since i don't know the way to bankstown.. and mannn it was a painful drive because i had just finish drinking a whole pot of tea and when i drink tea i pee a lot in the period of an hour.. so even though i had just emptied my bladder at julies house before leaving i was busting on the way to bankstown...

we also almost got into a car crash because the bankstown roads are so retarded... they are so curvey and straight is not straight... i was going to go straight at the red light... but apparently straight is turning left =.=... and what i was about to do was "turn right" at a "no right turn" area so i almost crashed right into a car going against me.. [if that made any sense]... but yeah i stopped in time thankfully =.= i think the person i almost crashed got a scare too... DAMN YOU BANKSTOWN ROADS.. =.= well i suppose it was my fault for not seeing the lane lines properly... but it was quite dark and the direction we needed to go was straight.. or in their minds "right"... oh well

andrea then drove because it was already 1 and you know the red P's and their 11 pm rule... she then drove to the closest petrol station and IT WAS THE SCARIEST TOILETS I EVER SEENNNNN ROFLMAO... soooooo what i did was make andrea come in with me and face the wall while i did my business =]
` thank you dear andrea ROFLMAO

ooo and now i have at least $1400 to spend in china because i'm giving myself $163 to spend for the remaining 6 days i have before flying... otherwise i'd have $1563... the $163 will probably be going towards stockings... gloves... leggings... eating.. and tammy's if she doesn't post pone =]

and now i shall go watch a movie

so jealous much jealoussica?

Friday, January 1, 2010

**FIREWORKS**!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE =D!!!

i wish you all a safe and smooth start to a fresh 2010!!! and hopefully your 2009 ended on a good note because i know mine did ^-^!!!

i had a last dinner of the year with my wife at a japanese restaurant with some realllyy fresh and delish food [i'll post pictures of the drool worthy dishes we ate after i get beack from china =D]... ^-^ i had lots of fun just catching up with her because i hadn't seen her in over a month =(... so it was perfect spending the last day of 2009 and the first of 2010 with her =D

we then walked to harbourside and waited an hour for the 9pm fireworks =]... i really enjoyed watching it with my wife because it made the fireworks all the more prettier ^-^.. there was so many colourful and swivelly fireworks and it suited the music.. GOOD SHOW!!! GOOD SHOW!!!

we then head to diana's in which tammy ken and elton came to pick us up... it was hilarious because me and jess fung were waiting half an hour on the iron chef side while tammy and stuff were waiting on the other side... and we were all stinge to call ROFLMAO =.=... eventually tammy msged us to go to the other side LOL
` thanks tammy for the lift =D

got to diana's and caught up with dear friends... and we got to catch the new year together ^-^
` HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DIANA!!!

anyway... once more HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!! time for a new clean start to a year that will carry many interesting things [hopefully]... i hope you were all happy on new years because you know the old saying....
` what you do on new years is what you'll be doing for the rest of the year...
so smile and be happy everyone ^-^... don't let small things get to you and just enjoy your day... be carefree =D

anyway... toodloo and don't forget to be happy for 2010 =]